Mommy those eyelashes look really cool. Mind if I borrow them for a little while? Oh, are they attached? Just checking.
Look into my eyes...now bark like a dog. Yes, I have complete control!
K shares my intense hatred of clowns. That fear is just unexplainable, but clearly it is genetic.
See how mommy and daddy starve me? I am resorting to eating socks. What a world.